Russian Roulette - Birthday Greeting card
RUSSIAN ROULETTE - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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DESCRIPTION
Happy Birthday — welcome to the age of Russian roulette farts.
This brutally honest birthday card delivers dark humor straight to the gut (literally). Perfect for that friend, colleague, or relative who’s reached the stage in life where every fart feels like a gamble. Equal parts offensive and hilarious, it’s the ultimate reminder that aging isn’t elegant — it’s unpredictable comedy at its best.
Send it when you want to say “Happy Birthday” with just the right amount of fear and laughter.
SPEAKING FACTS:
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all
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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.