Colombian Kisses - Birthday Greeting card

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COLOMBIAN KISSES - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD

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DESCRIPTION
Happy Birthday — straight from the cartel of bad decisions.
This parody birthday card is as bold and unapologetic as its inspiration. Equal parts outrageous and hilarious, it’s the perfect way to remind someone that birthdays aren’t about age — they’re about questionable choices and dangerous levels of sarcasm. Perfect for friends who can handle dark humor and laugh at the absurd.

Send it when you want to give a birthday greeting that’s less “sweet wishes” and more “chaotic energy.”

SPEAKING FACTS:
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all

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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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