The Communist - Birthday Greeting card
THE COMMUNIST - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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DESCRIPTION
Absolutely Communist certified. Zero colors. Zero laughter. Only a frigid Happy Birthday from the Motherland.
This parody birthday card is as cold and joyless as a Soviet winter — and that’s exactly the point. Perfect for friends who appreciate brutal sarcasm, bleak humor, and the kind of birthday wishes that feel more like a government-issued directive than a celebration.
Send it when you want to say “Happy Birthday” with maximum irony and minimum warmth.
Because not every cake needs sprinkles — sometimes it just needs propaganda.
SPEAKING FACTS:
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all
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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.