Plot Twist Fart's - Birthday Greeting card
PLOT TWIST FART'S - BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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DESCRIPTION
Congrats, you’re now at the age where every fart comes with a plot twist.
This birthday card is unapologetically crude, sarcastic, and laugh-out-loud relatable. Perfect for that one friend (or uncle) who’s reached the age where even the smallest bodily function carries suspense. Equal parts offensive and hilarious, it’s the ultimate reminder that aging isn’t graceful — it’s chaotic comedy.
Give it to someone who can handle the truth about birthdays, bowels, and plot twists nobody asked for.
SPEAKING FACTS:
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all
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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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