"Taedium" - Premium eco hoodie

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• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes

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DESCRIPTION
Your partner talks nonsense and fantasizes about bitcoin, but doesn’t even have a job?
Then our Taedium Hoodie is exactly what you need.
Let the world know you’re not here for his eloquence or financial freedom — but for those 25 centimeters of very good reasons to stop asking questions.

SPEAKING FACTS:
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Brushed fleece — for all your soft breakdowns
• Unisex fit (because love isn’t binary)
• Double-layered hood = built-in escape plan
• Metal eyelets, flat drawcords — details matter
• Kangaroo pocket — storage for regrets
• Inside/outside brand patch — because we’re better than this
• Tear-away label — because rules are exhausting

NOTE
Note that we show the EU sizes for this product. The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

INFORMATION
Follow these care instructions carefully to take care of the sueded fabric: Machine-wash warm, inside out. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble-dry on a low setting. Iron on a medium setting. Do not iron the decoration. Do not dry clean.

SIZE RECOMMENDATIONS & WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.