"AI will replace sh*t" - Ring-Spun Cotton Crop Hoodie
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DESCRIPTION
AI writes your love letters, optimizes your dating life and tells you how to dump your boyfriend like a boss.
Great. But can it drink three Aperol Spritz before noon and still look like Roman royalty on the Portofino coast?
Nope.
That’s why this hoodie was made for you, not for the algorithm.
Cheers.
SPEAKING FACTS:
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton + 48% poly fleece – trauma-friendly texture
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² – heavy enough to carry your delusions
• Cropped body & raw hem – because life’s already falling apart
• Dropped shoulder cut – emotionally and sartorially
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings – like your fake composure, it all looks “put together”
INFORMATION
Follow these care instructions carefully to take care of the sueded fabric: Machine-wash warm, inside out. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble-dry on a low setting. Iron on a medium setting. Do not iron the decoration. Do not dry clean.
SIZE RECOMMENDATIONS & WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.