START'EM YOUNG - Greeting card
START'EM YOUNG - GREETING CARD
Your sister had a baby? Congrats — it’s now your moral duty to protect him.
From rainbows. From pronouns. From oat milk. From whatever else boomers fear this week.
Start young. Teach tradition. Trust the culture.
And if he’s hitting the shisha by 3 months, even better.
Real masculinity doesn’t come from cartoons — it comes from a cloud of mint smoke and questionable parenting.
DESCRIPTION
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all
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PAYMENT OPTIONS
SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.