YOU'RE GETTING OLD, FAM - Greeting card

YOU'RE GETTING OLD, FAM - GREETING CARD

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DESCRIPTION
You used to run the game. Now the game runs at 30 FPS — and your back hurts after loading.

This birthday card is for the legends who grew up blowing into cartridges and now need reading glasses to beat level 1.
“You getting old, fam.” is less of an insult, more of a public service announcement.

Whether you’re gifting it to your best mate, your sibling, or that one friend who still talks about “back in the day” like it was a war — this card hits hard, and hits home.
With a nostalgic gaming twist and a dose of brutal honesty, it’s the perfect combo of love, mockery, and mild emotional damage.

SPEAKING FACTS:
• Printed on 350 g/m² premium paperboard
• Toner-based printing for those rich, deep OG colors
• Size: Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 11–24 g
• Ships with a complimentary envelope
• Suitable for birthdays, retirements, roastings, declarations of style superiority, or no reason at all

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SHIPPING TIMES
• EU, UK & US 3-7 Business Days Shipping
• Rest of the World 5-14 Business Days Shipping
• No delivery to P.O. Boxes

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.